April 24, 2008
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What am I doing right now you ask?
I'm sitting on the private beach of my hotel, enjoying a pina colada and... unfortunately, trying to get some work down for the four classes I'm teaching next term.
If you're jealous right now, please don't be, because a man just walked past my giant bean bag on the sand wearing turqouise speedos. No one, save an Olympic swimmer should ever wear them, and even then, they should only wear them during competitions.
I had the most wonderful massage today, even though the masseuse pulled the sheet down over half my butt. No one, except maybe my gall bladder surgeon, and my parents (when changing my baby diapers) has EVER seen my pasty, white, celluloid butt. I felt really bad for her, but then I thought, "dude, I'm not the fattest person to have walked the earth. I'm sure she's had fatter Americans as clients." It was wonderful.
Tomorrow I'm going kayaking in the mangroves and then getting another massage and then heading to the airport for my flight back home.
PLEASE, anyone who'se listening/reading, PLEASE visit Thailand and stay at the Tubkaak Boutique Resort. It is seriously, the most incredible place in the world. THE WORLD! I will post more pictures of the resort and my adventures in island hopping yesterday later, when I don't want to just curl up on the warm beach and read my guilty pleasure, (US Weekly).
Peace out.
Comments (5)
i'm still jealous cause i love turquoise. and speeds. in cinque terre last year, we were at the beach, which was packed with people, and when i turned around i looked straight into the legs of a man who kept his limbs wide open...with an itty bitty speedo and lots of hair. prettyyy. wow, esther, it seems like you had an amaaazing relaxing weekend! sounds SO fun and beautiful! can't wait for pictures! and i can't wait for august!!
i'd stare at men in speedos all day if i could be there...yup, still jealous! miss you!
i just went on the hotel's website. looks amazing! hope your having fun!
WAHH!!! i want to be there!! instead i'm suffering at school. =(
ACH! WHY oh WHY did I plan a trip to Cancun for this summer when I SHOULD have planned a trip to Thailand instead??? Your blog moves Thailand up to number 2 of my places I must visit before i die. The top of my list is Greece.
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